New Life

We learned how the Earth was created by the all powerful God who was then betrayed by Lucifer, whose greatest sins were unarguably his henna tattoos and faux muscle suit. We relived the great rift between heaven and hell as the shirtless and greased up angels repelled the hissing goth kids of Satan’s treacherous army. Controlled explosions and flames abound, the special effects were striking and professionally executed. It was entertaining, and quite enjoyable, save for me constantly reminding myself that the audience believed that all of this was a truthful reenactment of an inconceivably more fantastical event.- The Thorn by Jon Swihart, posted on The Bygone Bureau