If I had Twitter on the Plane

Finlandia: The hipster vodka My back has been unusually sweaty today...

Inflight movies: Keeping Reese Witherspoon's career alive since 2003.

I just swallowed a pill with no water! And I only made a couple gagging noises!

That coffee was a bad idea...

The inflight entertainment is now showing a show called Just For Gags. I'll let you guess how good it is.

Despite being overseas a number of times, it's still kind of cool to be over the Atlantic Ocean.

It was filmed in Quebec. Everything makes sense now.

Question: How much did you sleep on the plane? Answer: None. Jerk.

This coffee was a good idea.